About a month ago, Bridget Phetasy posted on Twitter that it’d been two years since her dog passed away.

This was my reply:

The great thing about dogs — one of the great things at least — is the rules that govern ranking other things don’t apply to dogs.

You’re reading the G-File, Jonah Goldberg’s twice-weekly “news”letter providing his unique—and humorous—take on politics and culture.

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About a month ago, Bridget Phetasy posted on Twitter that it’d been two years since her dog passed away.

This was my reply:

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The great thing about dogs — one of the great things at least — is the rules that govern ranking other things don’t apply to dogs.
\n

You’re reading the G-File, Jonah Goldberg’s twice-weekly “news”letter providing his unique—and humorous—take on politics and culture.

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