The First 18 Months
A Cabinet meeting with my son, who is exactly as old as the current administration
TL;DR
- The subject's accomplishments since January 2025 are praised.
- Specific behaviors mentioned include clapping at parades, liking gas emissions, making squiggles with pens, and enjoying Andrew Lloyd Webber and "Y.M.C.A.".
- The speaker expresses a desire for the subject to appreciate more of the world beyond simple pleasures like hamburgers and hats.
- The subject's actions, such as typing gibberish and throwing ketchup, create extra work for the speaker.