The Only Way to Be Absolutely Sure You Are Drawing a Fair Congressional Map

Hello! You’ve probably been seeing all our wafer-thin shadow-docket rulings with long dissents attached and saying, Well, after reading this, I know why these rulings are wrong, but why are they right? That’s fair. As a little treat, because we are feeling generous, we will explain our thinking on the Voting Rights Act in Louisiana v. Callais!

The Only Way to Be Absolutely Sure You Are Drawing a Fair Congressional Map

TL;DR

  • Congressional districts should be drawn to ensure they are "red all over," signifying a Republican majority.
  • Fairness in elections is determined by whether the outcome pleases Ginni Thomas.
  • The Voting Rights Act is considered an "unconstitutional nightmare" and is dismissed.
  • The only "unconstitutional discrimination" is discrimination against white people.
  • The Purcell principle, which discourages election map changes close to an election, is disregarded if a Republican victory is highly probable.