Mario-a-Lago Kart, Anyone?
The White House made a bunch of parody video games. We have more suggestions.
TL;DR
- Super PAC-Man: A game about campaign finance where players eat coins and avoid ghosts representing lawsuits, with favorable Supreme Court rulings providing temporary power.
- Hateful Attacks: A Scrabble-like game where players form insults using letters from public school textbooks and museum displays.
- Classified Kart Racing: Players race golf carts through classified documents, unlocking power-ups like nuclear footballs and redaction markers, with access to state secrets as prizes.
- Crypto Crash: Players market and cash out cryptocurrency at the opportune moment to tank other players' savings.
- Data Center Pioneers: A survival game where players are displaced by a data center and journey to parkland, facing scarce resources and pollution, ultimately dying from AGI-engineered dysentery.
- Home Office Makeover: An interior design game focused on excessively decorating virtual home offices.
- Bituminous Miners: A game where children aged 6-8 mine coal without regulations, facing risks like black lung and tunnel collapse.
- Memorial Demolition Derby: Players battle conservationists and historians atop a memorial building, destroying it, with downloadable content expanding to other landmarks.
- FDA Recall Frenzy: Players match foods during FDA recalls, with failures leading to parasitic infections, medical debt, and inability to qualify for mortgages.
- President Evil: A game where a zombie occupies the world's most powerful office, with the game ending when someone else gets a turn.