Left sends regrets on America's birthday
The cover illustration of May 11’s New Yorker magazine is titled “Red, White, and Kinda Blue.” It features George Washington looking glum. His jaw is propped disconsolately on his hand in a melancholy pose with his elbow resting on a bar; he nurses a sad martini; an ashtray full of cigarette butts smolders in front of him; in his mouth is a party horn he’s given a desultory puff of ironic celebration; the look in his eye is one of sadness and ennui.

TL;DR
- The New Yorker's May 11th cover illustration is titled "Red, White, and Kinda Blue."
- The illustration features a melancholy George Washington.
- Washington is depicted with his elbow on a bar, nursing a martini.
- An ashtray with cigarette butts and a party horn are also visible.
- His expression conveys sadness and ennui.