I speak fluent socialist. Here’s what they’re actually saying
Don’t look now, but the socialist takeover of the United States has begun. They’re gaining allies on college campuses and winning elections at every level. And most Americans can’t understand a word they’re saying.

TL;DR
- A socialist takeover of the United States is claimed to be underway.
- Socialists are reportedly gaining allies on college campuses and winning elections.
- Most Americans do not understand socialist terminology.
- The author offers to translate socialist language into understandable terms.