Is this a new America First movement or just another MAGA splinter?
Welcome to Monday’s Washington Secrets, where we ask whether the world is on the brink of a new political movement, decorated with antler chandeliers? Plus, we have polling on how to win the data center wars (sort of). It may be slated to reach 87 degrees today, but Secrets has a cold. Send honey and lemons, and see you tomorrow.

TL;DR
- Tucker Carlson is depicted in his man cave.
- The man cave walls are covered with racks of antique weapons.
- Specific items mentioned include antique rifles, spears, and machetes.